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Evil Grass
We need their oxygen. ~ They have us right where they want us. This is what evil looks like.
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Dirty Birds
You Might Want to Clean Your Car ~ A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush… Guess that’s why they chirp so much.
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One Dork to Rule Them All
The Dork is a Ninja ~ The Dork is not drawn unless the Dork chooses to be drawn.
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
This Day Determines Your Worth as a Human Being ~ First time in years I have a date on Valentine’s Day… Of course I’m gonna rub it in your face!
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A World Where I Can Scratch My Butt
A Better World ~ I dream of a world where people feel more connected.
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I Poop on Your DNA Analysis
98% Motherf*ckers! ~ That oughta take those chimps down a notch. They think they’re so much better than us.
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Fuzzy Underwear
It’s the Simple Things in Life ~ I really wanted to hear the rest of that sentence. Cause it sounds like he had a good day.
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I Hate That Guy
Biology Joke! ~ It could’ve been worse… I could’ve made a pun about being ballsy.
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Phantom of the Doodle
Ominous Organ Music! ~ The poor little dude never stood a chance. And all he ever wanted was to be loved.
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Big Money
Big Money ~ Don’t patronize me by pretending you’re impressed by my work and are convinced that I make more money than you. Just don’t.
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A Song of Sand and Spice
A Song of Sand and Spice ~ This one’s dedicated to all the Game of Thrones fans out there. Hopefully, you’ll also get the Dune reference.
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Doing the Robot
Thank You Very Much ~ Commander Data may dream of human emotions, but I dream of gettin’ down with my synthetic bio-polymer self.
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Lobster Penis
Scientific Fact! Seriously… male lobsters have two penises. (Is that the right spelling? I’ve never been in a situation where I’ve had to refer to more than one penis at a time.)
J. Ploober 