You Might Want to Clean Your Car
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush… Guess that’s why they chirp so much.
Category: Sex
Happy Valentine’s Day!
This Day Determines Your Worth as a Human Being
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First time in years I have a date on Valentine’s Day… Of course I’m gonna rub it in your face!
Lobster Penis
Scientific Fact!
Seriously… male lobsters have two penises. (Is that the right spelling? I’ve never been in a situation where I’ve had to refer to more than one penis at a time.)
Sexy Fractions
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