You Might Want to Clean Your Car
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush… Guess that’s why they chirp so much.
This Day Determines Your Worth as a Human Being
First time in years I have a date on Valentine’s Day… Of course I’m gonna rub it in your face!
Seriously… male lobsters have two penises. (Is that the right spelling? I’ve never been in a situation where I’ve had to refer to more than one penis at a time.)