That oughta take those chimps down a notch. They think they’re so much better than us.
It’s the Simple Things in Life
I really wanted to hear the rest of that sentence. Cause it sounds like he had a good day.
It could’ve been worse… I could’ve made a pun about being ballsy.
Ominous Organ Music!
The poor little dude never stood a chance. And all he ever wanted was to be loved.
It may be the weakest force… but it’s mine to control.
Don’t patronize me by pretending you’re impressed by my work and are convinced that I make more money than you. Just don’t.
A Song of Sand and Spice
This one’s dedicated to all the Game of Thrones fans out there. Hopefully, you’ll also get the Dune reference.