You Might Want to Clean Your Car
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush… Guess that’s why they chirp so much.
Category: Animals
I Poop on Your DNA Analysis
98% Motherf*ckers!
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That oughta take those chimps down a notch. They think they’re so much better than us.
Who to Avoid at a Nudist Colony
Save the Krill
You Can Lead a Horse to Water
Shady Butterfly
Lobster Penis
Scientific Fact!
Seriously… male lobsters have two penises. (Is that the right spelling? I’ve never been in a situation where I’ve had to refer to more than one penis at a time.)
J. Ploober 