We need their oxygen.
They have us right where they want us. This is what evil looks like.
You Might Want to Clean Your Car
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush… Guess that’s why they chirp so much.
My Greatest Fear
It could happen. It has happened.
The Dork is a Ninja
The Dork is not drawn unless the Dork chooses to be drawn.
This Day Determines Your Worth as a Human Being
First time in years I have a date on Valentine’s Day… Of course I’m gonna rub it in your face!
A Better World
I dream of a world where people feel more connected.
That oughta take those chimps down a notch. They think they’re so much better than us.
It’s the Simple Things in Life
I really wanted to hear the rest of that sentence. Cause it sounds like he had a good day.
It could’ve been worse… I could’ve made a pun about being ballsy.