Ominous Organ Music!
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The poor little dude never stood a chance. And all he ever wanted was to be loved.
Author: J. Ploober
Super Powers
Super Powers!!
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It may be the weakest force… but it’s mine to control.
Big Money
Big Money
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Don’t patronize me by pretending you’re impressed by my work and are convinced that I make more money than you. Just don’t.
A Song of Sand and Spice
A Song of Sand and Spice
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This one’s dedicated to all the Game of Thrones fans out there. Hopefully, you’ll also get the Dune reference.
Who to Avoid at a Nudist Colony
Smart Security
Save the Krill
Doing the Robot
Thank You Very Much
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Commander Data may dream of human emotions, but I dream of gettin’ down with my synthetic bio-polymer self.
He Knows if You’ve Been Bad or Good
You Can Lead a Horse to Water
J. Ploober 