http://jploober.com Rated "Hilarious" by 0 out of 5 Guys Named Jason Thu, 28 Feb 2013 05:07:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://1.gravatar.com/blavatar/f3a354341f92b70442c984b1d11dff42?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png http://jploober.com http://jploober.com/2012/03/07/apples-and-oranges/ http://jploober.com/2012/03/07/apples-and-oranges/#comments Wed, 07 Mar 2012 16:17:57 +0000 J. Ploober http://jploober.com/?p=1896 ]]>

This Isn’t Funny
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This is heartbreaking.

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We need their oxygen.
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They have us right where they want us.  This is what evil looks like. 

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You Might Want to Clean Your Car
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush… Guess that’s why they chirp so much.

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My Greatest Fear
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It could happen.  It has happened.

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The Dork is a Ninja
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The Dork is not drawn unless the Dork chooses to be drawn.

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This Day Determines Your Worth as a Human Being
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First time in years I have a date on Valentine’s Day… Of course I’m gonna rub it in your face!

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A Better World
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I dream of a world where people feel more connected. 

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98% Motherf*ckers!
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That oughta take those chimps down a notch.  They think they’re so much better than us.

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It’s the Simple Things in Life
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I really wanted to hear the rest of that sentence.  Cause it sounds like he had a good day.

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Biology Joke!
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It could’ve been worse…
I could’ve made a pun about being ballsy.

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